5-Year-Old Suspended for Bringing Translucent Bubble Gun to School

Children aren’t suspended from schools anymore for cursing out teachers or dismantling murals dedicated to policemen, but it’s an entirely different story if they bring translucent guns that blow bubbles.

What this kid came to school with wasn’t nearly as bad as what “Clock Kid” brought in and scared everyone to death, but I don’t think you’ll hear too many liberals arguing with the school’s decision.

From Twitchy:

We’re guessing the school district in Colorado that reportedly suspended a 5-year-old girl has a strict zero-tolerance policy in place regarding weapon possession. No parent wants to send their child to school knowing he or she could be struck by an errant soap bubble and temporarily blinded.